You jokes
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat