You jokes

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

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How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.