You jokes
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?