You jokes
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.