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There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.