You jokes

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?