You jokes
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
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What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.