We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall
Depends how hatd you throw them
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
