Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
You Jokes
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
