If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
You Jokes
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
You suck!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.