You jokes
What do you call James, James?
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
You are.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?