How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but its too cheesy.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What do you call a dog with 2 legs? It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a Cow that sleeps?
A bull dozer! 🐄💤
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.
Why did you say not to?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
