Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.