Yo Momma jokes

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.

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