Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...