Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.