Yo mama jokes

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

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Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.