Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.