Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

DEEZ NUTS!

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.