Yo mama jokes
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"