Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thingβs still printing.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!