Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, that I took a picture of her which was last christmas, and it's still printing today
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Yo mama so Fat that she broke the chair by sitting on the chair
Yo mama so black when god saw her he said (let the be light) but twice
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.
Wanna hear a joke? YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so hairy,when the baby came out,the baby died because of carpet burning
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE IS FAT
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he wonβt be able to make it to Saw Con?
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
