Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

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Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"