Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!