Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...

Mountain Dew!

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!