Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"