Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Son

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Mama

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

Mama

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mama

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Education

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Dick

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.