Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!