Yo mama jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.