Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat that when she jump the earth was Shaking
yo mama so fat she went to space and there was no space left
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
yo hairline is bigger than yo mamas boody
