Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

Who did yo mama marry?

Joe Mama.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.