Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.