Yo mama jokes

Yo mama joke.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.