Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
