Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."