Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"