Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.