Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.