Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.