spy:hahaha me:what spy:time to pick up your mother me:oh no....
Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down global warming starts.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
yo mama so fat the she plays pingpong with the planets
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Yo mamma is so FAT, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped ricardo!
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
yo mom so stupid that when she seen went to see fast and furious 8 she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman
Yo mama's like a fridge she breaks down when she loses her cool
Yo mama so fat trump built a wall around her and not the border
Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.
yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away
