Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Spy: Hahaha.

Me: What?

Spy: Time to pick up your mother.

Me: Oh no....

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.