Yo mama jokes

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama joke.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.