Yo mama jokes

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."