Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.