Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...