Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
