Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.