Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.