Yo mama jokes
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"