Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
