Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
