Yo mama jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Ur mumβoh wait, you don't have that.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama's soβoh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.