Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Suck my butts, queer.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.