Yo mama jokes

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"