Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
I bet you like men!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.