Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.