Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."