Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.