Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
