Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.