Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.