Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

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    Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

    Hairline

    Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

    Mama

    Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

    Armpit

    Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.