Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"