Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.