Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
