Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.