Yet jokes

Doctor: You need new glasses.

Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.

Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?

Yeah, neither has he.

A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"

The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"

The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"

The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"

The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.