So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfish?
A family portrait
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
What do you call a orphan with a boner?
Porn
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
How do you call a cute door? a-door-able
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
Whats a word that starts with m and ends in airage and all men like it?
Miscarriage The joke never gets old just like the baby
Did you know the f in orphan stands for family because there is no f in orphan
What do you call an epileptic kid LIttle Seizures
Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
