Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
I will always rember my dads last words...
oh wait i've never them.
Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
what where Stephen hawkings last words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
From the wise words of my friend " you ain't a man til you had a man "
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri....
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
