Woods Jokes

school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods

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If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER

whats a zig zag and made of wood? stephens coffin

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The gaurd charged me with...mer-der

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of spam After 6 months in the woods you'll still eat the can of spam

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood

What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?

A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming

"was lost in the woods yesterday,"

"i was in some sticky situation..."

If your hot dog taste like a peace of wood who gonna call GHOST MUSTERD

Why did sellwood git named? It is made of wood that got sold.

If your hot dog taste like a peece of wood who you gonna call GHOST MUSTERD

Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find

Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods

so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said "its getting dark out here can we go home" the man said "i know think how i will feel walking home tonight"

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question

His husband said, whats your question?

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"

I’m bouta tell you the funniest joke I heard:

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and called emergency services. The operator them hears the problem and says “ Well, let’s make sure he’s dead” A shot is them heard. The other guy says” Ok, now what?”

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