Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you wont tell me what you mean
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
When God made Chinese he said "DON'T LOOK!" and the chinese said "why?" and God replied "You wont want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man he said "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES" and the white man said "Why?" and God replied "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said "there is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the holocaust said "all these europeans killed each other so a white genocide is accurate, white killed white"
Then the Chinese said "thank you we take your land now"
And the Jews said "but we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said "yes every time God show up you get bullied! you might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said "why are you chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the chinese said "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so dont go looky looky at the world then"
It turned out the chinese are very obediant to God.
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
Juice wrld died a legend, making these jokes wont get you anywhere. Grow up
why cant orphans play baseball......because they wont know where homeplate is
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
why dont orphans have life 360?
becuase wont track them
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
If you wont to get mental damage, visit the site:
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why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
