What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
I like my cigar's like I like my women Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
hippity hoppity women are property
What’s the difference between women and condoms ?
There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What’s worse than giving women rights Them I having It in the first place
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
Women are like Gernades you pull the ring and BOOM house is gone
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds they're not stepping into my room.
101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,
keep it going on lol
Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes
Why did god create women with pussies? because 1. of-course, God is a MAN. 2. of-course, he isn't gay & 3. of-course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
