Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women Jokes
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
