Women jokes
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.