Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
Why did God give women legs? 1. To look at. 2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it but google hottest sexiest women ever. Then you'll want them
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
