Rape joke are so incredibly afensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
Girls are like stones
The flat ones get skipped
Man : *behind the women* she's so UgLy Women : my back is not a voice mailer, unless your a coward say it to my face
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
what do you call an entitled women, A karen
What do you call a group of transgender women..? X-Men.
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No..
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Neona (😃): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen (😁): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona (😁): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen (😏): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona (🙁): Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen (😕): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona (😕): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen (😯): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona(🤨,🙁,😠): Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen (😟): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!
Neona (😔): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!
Gwen (🙁): He does your not listing.
Neona (🤬): I don't care BITCH!!!!
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
WANT TO KNOW OF A FUNNY JOKE
WOMEN DRIVERS
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
