A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
i am the grand wizard mak
I was, Gandalf the Grey. But now, after just three washes...
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
