Wizard

Wizard Jokes

Ice

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

Movie

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Scarecrow

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

House

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?

A magic house šŸ” can fly, and a human can walk.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Diary

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

Girl

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

Witch

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

Ginger

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Chamber

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

Carrot

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.