Wisdom jokes

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.