Jake's Wisdom on Suffering and Success

  • Jake's daily words of wisdom:

    Suffering is necessary for success. It is one of many stones that pave the road toward victory, one that might cause the traveller to stumble. That's okay! Just make sure you get back up on your feet and keep walking.

    Comments (1000)

  • you’re so wonderful

    I love you too my sweet girl <3

    SHE is the cutest thing 🤭

    United Kingdom UK

    Aww arent you two the cutest things

    yes

    Anonymous

    SHE is the cutest thing 🤭

    no YOU are

    hes cuter tho.

    jakes literally the cutest person ever

    you dont even understand bro

    you clearly dont know how cute jake is.

    United Kingdom UK

    Aww arent you two the cutest things

    I said "two:

    United Kingdom UK

    I said "two:

    ill take second place

    MY H IS S-ING

    my head shakes

    im not gonna agree lmao

    js had singing lessons which was pretty fun

    but now i need to clean my room

    i wasnt productive this morning

    i decided to do a shitty halloween makeup look

    instead of being doing what i was sposed to do

    My room is so small its quite hard to mess it up cuz theres limited things to do there

    my rooms too big

    mal♡

    instead of being doing what i was sposed to do

    Nah relatable

    cus its in the basement

    so its hard to maintain

    yes im stalking him

    but shh dont tell him

    its a secret

    NO THOSE LAUGHS ARE MEANT FOR JAKE CUS HE WAS BANNED

    rlly dont wanna clean

    but im not allowed to do fun things until i clean my room

    cus i havent cleaned it in like

    since august i think

    i didnt expect that to work lmfao

    toddlers dont listen 😭

    mal♡

    i didnt expect that to work lmfao

    🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🫵

    toddlers???? who called!

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    i need to protect them from cosmo

    my dicks all droopy again

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    Look at mal showing her true colours

    what true colors

    my true color faded cus i havent seen enough sunlight

    mal♡

    my true color faded cus i havent seen enough sunlight

    Oh

    its very sad

    im getting pale.

    😭😂😭😭😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🫵

    you are a meanie bobeenie

    oh you dont understand fully what i js said

    you dont understand how serious that insult is

    its very serious

    😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵

    i fucking love laufey

    shes a singer

    Uhh i meant 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

    a few of her songs are popular

    like from the start and lover girl

    merry christmas

    halloween is the best

    we gotta make it exciting

    MAYBE IF WE TALK IN ALL CAPS WE'LL HAVE MORE FUN

    WE NEED TO BE EXCITING

    WE MIGHT KILL PPL THO

    THATS NOT GOOD THO.

    YOU NEED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS

    OTHERWISE YOURE LAME

    LAME SPAGHETTI

    YOU MADE IT LAME

    YOU LIMP SPAGHETTI NOODLE.

    IM SHORTER THAN THAT

    SNAP IT INTO FOURTHS

    All the italians with pitchforks and torches chasing after us

    I AM ITALIAN

    United Kingdom UK

    I cut the crust off my pizza

    are you a fucking psychopath?

    United Kingdom UK

    I cut the crust off my pizza

    I used to not eat the crust as a kid but now it's not so ba

    United Kingdom UK

    I put sushi and soy sause on my pizza

    kill yourself

    United Kingdom UK

    I put sushi and soy sause on my pizza

    so yes you are a psychopath

    i hate ranch.

    United Kingdom UK

    Mmmmm ranch on pizza

    Yeah I can get behind that actually

    you guys are weirdos.

    mal♡

    i hate ranch.

    WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING 😭

    Anonymous

    WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING 😭

    CUS IM PICKY IM SORRY

    United Kingdom UK

    Hell nah

    it's good to dip the pizza in

    mal♡

    CUS IM PICKY IM SORRY

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    IM SORRYYYYYY

    I DONT HATE YOU THO

    United Kingdom UK

    First pineapple pizza now this

    IVE EATEN PINEAPPLE PIZZA WITH RANCH

    IM HELLA FUCKING PICKY BUT I DONT HATE YOU

    THATS A COMPLIMENT

    A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT

    mal♡

    IM HELLA FUCKING PICKY BUT I DONT HATE YOU

    That's okay lmao <3

    GET FLATTERED.

    Anonymous

    it's good to dip the pizza in

    Maybe its good to dip it in FAKE FAST FOOD PIZZAS

    Anonymous

    That's okay lmao <3

    <3

    TELL ME WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM ONCE I GET ACCESS TO A KITCHEN AGAIN

    GUYS TALK IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE THIS MORE EXCITING

    United Kingdom UK

    But not REAL pizzas

    margherita pizzas make me sick

    MARGHERITA PIZZAS MAKE ME SICK

    I HAVE NO APPETITE FOR THEM

    Anonymous

    TELL ME WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM ONCE I GET ACCESS TO A KITCHEN AGAIN

    JS PRETEND YOURE FEEDING A TODDLER

    Anonymous

    margherita pizzas make me sick

    OH BUT PINEAPPLE PIZZAS DONT?

    mal♡

    JS PRETEND YOURE FEEDING A TODDLER

    SOME TODDLERS BREASTFEED

    PRETEND IM A NORMAL PROPERLY DEVELOPED TODDLER

    United Kingdom UK

    OH BUT PINEAPPLE PIZZAS DONT?

    NO BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLE PAIRS WELL WITH THE SAVORY TASTE

    Anonymous

    NO BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLE PAIRS WELL WITH THE SAVORY TASTE

    EWWWWWWWWW

    United Kingdom UK

    I CUT THE CRUST OFF MY PIZZA AND PUT KETCHUP ON IT

    YOU HORRIBLE PERSON

    DO YOU EAT IT WITH A FORK AND A KNIFE TOO???

    I CUT SPAGHETTI IN FOURS BEFORO PUTTING IT IN A POT FULL OF MAYONAISE

    United Kingdom UK

    I CUT SPAGHETTI IN FOURS BEFORO PUTTING IT IN A POT FULL OF MAYONAISE

    NO

    YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ITALIANS

    BRO HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF TWIRLING YOUR SPAGHETTI AROUND YOUR FUCKING FORK????

    THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

    mal♡

    DO YOU EAT IT WITH A FORK AND A KNIFE TOO???

    I EAT IT WITH A CHAINSAW AND SPORK

    Anonymous

    THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

    dont fuck the no outside of marriage jake

    United Kingdom UK

    I EAT IT WITH A CHAINSAW AND SPORK

    chainsaw sounds tight

    United Kingdom UK

    I EAT IT WITH A CHAINSAW AND SPORK

    GIRL

    mal♡

    dont fuck the no outside of marriage jake

    I'm not fucking anyone 😭😭😭

    lmaoooo suuure

    LOST ITS VIRGINITY

    BEFORE IT WAS MARRIED

    IM SO SORRY FOR NO

    Anonymous

    Sup pedo

    sup pedo

    mal♡

    IM SO SORRY FOR NO

    I DIDN'T FUCK THE NO

    NEVER ONCE DID I IMPLY I WAS THE ONE FUCKING THE NO

    Anonymous

    I DIDN'T FUCK THE NO

    NOR THAT IT WASN'T MARRIED

    OH SO YOURE MARRIED AND CHEATING ON NO

    THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED BY ITS LOVING SPOUSE THE YES

    THATS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR

    THE YES IS FUCKING THE NO

    Anonymous

    THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED BY ITS LOVING SPOUSE THE YES

    AND YOURE WATCHING???

    mal♡

    AND YOURE WATCHING???

    STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    Anonymous

    STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    I sound like RB lmao

    JAKE DONT WATCH NO HAVE SEX WITH YES

    THATS WEIRD JAKE

    IM NOT WATCHING ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE.

    MY WEIRD ALERT IS GOING OFF

    I'LL BRING UP THE DOG THING

    WEEEE OOOO WWWW OOOO WEIRD ALERT WEIRD ALERT

    CUS YOU LOVE ME

    HEY HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING BTW

    IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WONT.

    IM GONNA STOP TELLING YOU STUFF.

    aw but i like talking to yu

    ILL BE NORMAL AND BORING

    Anonymous

    aw but i like talking to yu

    well i LOVE talking to you so HA

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    this is my 13th reason

    mal♡

    well i LOVE talking to you so HA

    well I REALLY LOVE talking to you so HA HA

    well i REALLY REALLY love talking to you so HAHAHA BOOM SHAKALAKA

    Well I REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOVE TALKING TO YOU SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Anonymous

    e you the most

    e you mostest

    mal♡

    twhs

    that's what wade said

    mal♡

    e you mostest

    e you mostestest

    Anonymous

    that's what wade said

    hey.

    Anonymous

    e you mostestest

    e you more than that.

    Anonymous

    hey 😏

    hey handsome.

    hey you 🫵

    tell me when its over

    I love you so fucking much oh my gosh

    i love you too lmao

    WHAT THE FUCK.

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    looks like mustard

    United Kingdom UK
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    ok that sounds AMAZING ngl

    I FUCKING LOVE LASAGNA

    I FUCKING LOVE HOT POCKETS

    HOT POCKETS ARE YUMMY

    HOT POCKETSSSS

    I WANT A HOT POCKET SO BAD RN

    GIVE ME HOT POCKETS

    NO I WANT HOT POCKETS

    mal♡

    GIVE ME HOT POCKETS

    I'll supply you with hot pockets :D

    Anonymous

    I'll supply you with hot pockets :D

    OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU 😭

    mal♡

    OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU 😭

    I love you too <3333

    I'll buy you allllllllllll the hot pockets you could want <3

    ALL THE HOT POCKETS

    United Kingdom UK
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    as a texan im legally required to like this now

    United Kingdom UK
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    it looks like someone vomited tuna on the pizza

    Anonymous

    as a texan im legally required to like this now

    ew loser

    my cat is so fucking cute

    mal♡

    ew loser

    ok colonist

    i love her so much

    not even close

    i already told you that

    i love you more than ollie

    and i always will

    you don't like steak do you?

    do you not want me to

    Anonymous

    you don't like steak do you?

    no i dont

    mal♡

    no i dont

    do you like eggs

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    umm scrambled ig

    i dont normally eat them

    phew that's the easieest

    gosh dammit i really want a breakfast burrito right now

    breakfast burritos are so yummy

    constantly starving isn't fun guys

    the campus food got old weeks ago

    then eat sweetheart

    i can't the dining hall is closed

    imma come feed you.

    and im not going all the way to the place where the restaurants are

    im so fucking hungry i miss my snacks 😭

    noooooooooooo

    thats so sad

    id feed you if i could 😭

    what have you eaten today?

    Anonymous

    😔

    sweethearttttt

    some pasta and meatloaf and guess what more pasta

    it was good before when I was starving

    but now im still starving and its lost its goodness

    😔😔😔😔😔😔

    😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

    im sad for you 😔

    no its nottttt

    being hungry is no fun

    i can eat in an hour 😭

    mal♡

    being hungry is no fun

    speaking of sustenance

    you should drink some water :D

    i drank a little this morning!

    still didnt finish the cup from last night tho

    a quarter full

    lets hope my cats didnt put their paws in it

    their water is full so it should be fine

    it doesnt taste funny

    so i dont think they did

    when they put their paws in it it normally tastes gross

    mmmm room temperature water

    i finished the water :D

    I'm so proud of you <333

    Anonymous

    I'm so proud of you <333

    awww rlly

    United Kingdom UK

    Tf is a crazy puff

    😭

    im a lik scared

    omg i fucking love chick fil a

    best fast food

    mal♡

    awww rlly

    yessss <3

    ive never had popeyes

    great job sweetheart <333

    Anonymous

    yessss <3

    awwwwwww

    Anonymous

    great job sweetheart <333

    thanks loveeeee <3

    mal♡

    omg i fucking love chick fil a

    DO THEY HAVE IN N OUT WHERE YOU LIVE

    mal♡

    NO

    ONE DAY I'LL HAVE YOU TRY IN N OUT

    It's not great but it's better than all other fast food burger joints imo

    I don't like fast food much

    Anonymous

    DO THEY HAVE IN N OUT WHERE YOU LIVE

    according to maps the nearest one is 27 hours away 😭

    mal♡

    according to maps the nearest one is 27 hours away 😭

    geez 😭

    yeah it started in california and slowly started crawling eastward

    but didn't make it very far

    there's one here though! within walking distance!!!

    Anonymous

    but didn't make it very far

    lmaoo

    Anonymous

    there's one here though! within walking distance!!!

    ooooo

    United Kingdom UK

    I found an actual good pizza guys

    stuffing meat into a crust actually sounds like a good idea depending on the meat

    there's only one sausage I'll eat

    Anonymous

    hey 😏

    hey handsome

    United Kingdom UK

    Whats a tendy

    a chicken tender

    United Kingdom UK

    Whats a tendy

    ten-deez nuts

    United Kingdom UK

    Wonder whats on it

    christmas

    United Kingdom UK

    Wonder whats on it

    the grinch and cindy loo who

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    five guys would be great if it wasnt so fucking expensive

    Anonymous

    yes?

    weve filled 1052 pages on google docs

    mal♡

    weve filled 1052 pages on google docs

    hopy shit

    Anonymous

    five guys would be great if it wasnt so fucking expensive

    its so yummy

    Anonymous

    five guys would be great if it wasnt so fucking expensive

    Them fries tho

    Anonymous

    hopy shit

    hopy shit

    is your shit hopping away

    fried pickles

    i love fried pickles

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    Them fries tho

    👅👅👅

    mal♡

    i love fried pickles

    i hate pickles

    i dont like plain pickles

    but fried pickles are so yummy

    Anonymous

    but I can't do it

    i literally eat like a toddler so i cant say anything lmao

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    my dad used to steal the cheese packets from our mac and cheese boxes and put them on pizza

    my friend drinks the juice in pickle jars

    brooo id be so mad

    i fucking love mac n cheese

    mal♡

    my friend drinks the juice in pickle jars

    My friend freezes the juice and licks it on a popstickle stick like some kind of messed up sweet treat

    United Kingdom UK

    A what pizza?

    bratwurst

    german sausage

    United Kingdom UK

    MCDONALDS HAS RIBS???????

    very uncommonly but yes

    that sounds like

    United Kingdom UK

    A what pizza?

    she brat on my wurst till i pizza

    food poison in a container

    Anonymous

    very uncommonly but yes

    Probably an american thing

    mal♡

    i fucking love mac n cheese

    YESSSS

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    Probably an american thing

    they do it like once every few years I think

    Anonymous

    YESSSS

    WHATS YOUR FAV MAC N CHEESE

    Anonymous

    they do it like once every few years I think

    Does it taste good???

    i dont rlly like kraft that much

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    Does it taste good???

    I hate mcdonalds and have never tried it

    mal♡

    i dont rlly like kraft that much

    more for me!

    when my mom makes it i only have a very small portion

    I used to just cook entire boxes and eat the entire thing straight out of the pot

    Anonymous

    I hate mcdonalds and have never tried it

    Mcdonalds in the UK is much better trust me

    back in the day when i had an actual fucking appetite

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    Mcdonalds in the UK is much better trust me

    it is I've been there

    mal♡

    back in the day when i had an actual fucking appetite

    i used to down a whole frozen pizza in one sitting

    and my mom would get so mad at me

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    she flutter on my nutter OH MY GOSH 😭

    mal♡

    i used to down a whole frozen pizza in one sitting

    i HATE frozen pizza

    frozen pizza is my favorite food

    its my comfort food bro

    cause the kinds my family have always bought were AWFUL

    i live off of frozen pizza

    Anonymous

    cause the kinds my family have always bought were AWFUL

    we get rlly yummy frozen pizza

    mal♡

    frozen pizza is my favorite food

    my favorite pizzas are costco, this place by where I used to live called marco's, and homemade boboli

    mal♡

    i live off of frozen pizza

    that doesn't sound healthy

    lmao i dont actually

    i live off of air

    Anonymous

    my favorite pizzas are costco, this place by where I used to live called marco's, and homemade boboli

    My favorite pizzas are real ones from italy

    gosh fucking dammit I keep thinking of foods I miss

    little caesar's crazy bread

    i miss being hungry lmao

    ood is yummy

    mal♡

    i miss being hungry lmao

    Oh so you dont get hungry no more?

    but my appetite is gone

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    Oh so you dont get hungry no more?

    not rlly

    that's sounds interesting

    for me, i really like corn

    what do you like about corn?

    a big lump with knobs

    mal♡

    what do you like about corn?

    I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

    it had the juice

    i cant imagine a more beautiful thing

    United Kingdom UK

    What the fuck is that

    you know damn fucking well what

    i can tell you all about it

    mal♡

    i cant imagine a more beautiful thing

    I can and it's called you

    corn is beautifuler

    i HATE candy corn

    Cosmo idk

    that's sounds interesting

    Bro you should look at the other pizza images i sent. That'd be interesting

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    Your background tho

    it looks cute

    but i will not eat it

    mal♡

    i HATE candy corn

    I don't love it but I don't mind it

    it makes me so sick

    oh my mom didn’t make dinner

    guess i’m skipping another meal

    i don’t have time

    i have bible study soon

    mal♡

    guess i’m skipping another meal

    >:(

    i’m not very hungry

    butttttttt you gotta eat

    and your appetite will come back

    you need food, loveeee 😭

    im not hungry thoooooo

    idk what to eat.

    mal♡

    im not hungry thoooooo

    it feels like that till you actually start eating

    mal♡

    idk what to eat.

    just something quick and small, but at least have SOMETHING 😭

    i’ll have yogurt.

    i want ice cream

    what's your favorite flavor?

    cookie dough

    United Kingdom UK

    Eat this

    What the hell is that YOUTUBE CHANNEL

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU

    RapBoat

    What the hell is that YOUTUBE CHANNEL

    Its Cookshow with Trevor duh

    Anonymous

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO

    DO YOU LIKE JUST PLAIN COOKIE DOUGH TOO

    I GET THOSE COOKIE DOUGH BEN N JERRYS THINGS AND EAT IT ALL IN LIKE A SITTING LMAO

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    CAN WE MAKE SOME TOGETHER MY RECIPE IS REALLY REALLY GOOD

    Anonymous

    CAN WE MAKE SOME TOGETHER MY RECIPE IS REALLY REALLY GOOD

    UM YES

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    MARRY ME ALREADY OH MY GOSH

    I LOVE YOU TOO

    mal♡

    MARRY ME ALREADY OH MY GOSH

    SMH I WOULD'VE MARRIED YOU WEEKS AGO IF I COULD

    We should serve cookie dough at our wedding how cool would that be

    I LOVE COOKIE DOUGH

    bro i’m gonna like bust through my wedding dress from eating too much cookie dough

    WHICH IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING CAUSE I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE COOKIE DOUGH

    Anonymous

    MORE THAN COOKIE DOUGH

    I LOVE YOU MORE THAN COOKIE DOUGH TOO

    Anonymous

    WHICH IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING CAUSE I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE COOKIE DOUGH

    AWWWWW

    United Kingdom UK

    Cookie Doug!

    cookie doug H.

    OMG I HAVE A RLLY GOOD MUG COOKIE RECIPE

    United Kingdom UK

    Cookie Doug!

    Stfu, you should inject MOLTEN LAVA into your ass

    Anonymous

    #RapBoatForMod

    no

    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    ITS SO YUMMY

    mal♡

    ITS SO YUMMY

    YESSSS

    Anonymous

    #RapBoatForMod

    But me, La Reina, and Yugi still need to explain to Matt that our profile pics were suppose to be ANTI-NAZI

    Anonymous

    YESSSS

    YUM

    Have you ever tried birthday cake ice cream

    no i haven’t

    It's better than it sounds lol

    usually i don’t like birthday cake flavored things

    omg have you had those birthday cake dum dums 😭

    not really normal birthday cake flavor

    mal♡

    omg have you had those birthday cake dum dums 😭

    ew they make those? 😭

    dum dums piss me off cause 9/10 times I get a mystery it's fucking butterscotch

    Anonymous

    ew they make those? 😭

    unfortunately 😭😭

    Anonymous

    dum dums piss me off cause 9/10 times I get a mystery it's fucking butterscotch

    i never have the mystery ones for that reason

    i also tend to get root beer mystery ones

    which i don’t like

    I don't mind the root beer ones

    it's an interesting flavor

    i don’t like root beer

    root beer's good it just depends on the kind tbh

    i’m not a soda person

    woahhhh twinning

    mady guess what song we have to listen to tomorrow

    i love that song

    imma be listening to the nightmare before christmas soundtrack on repeat next month

    my halloween playlist has like 67 songs lmao

    that’s still very woahhhh

    United Kingdom UK

    Back

    hii king

    Anonymous

    my halloween playlist has like 67 songs lmao

    this

    join us in our woah

    Comment deleted by United Kingdom UK

    fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

    mal♡

    fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

    😔😔

    i have bible study now

    mal♡

    fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

    NOOOOOO

    mal♡

    bye guys

    byeeee sweetheart <333

    mal♡

    fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

    😂🤣🫵🫵🫵😂🤣

    Anonymous

    😔😔

    I LOVE YOUUUUUU

    Comment deleted by Another New Blach
    mal♡

    I LOVE YOUUUUUU

    I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUAHAHA

    Another New Blach

    NOOOOOO

    CYA MOOKIE

    Anonymous

    I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUAHAHA

    NOPE

    Comment deleted

    i’m not single no more so i’m not sposed to laugh at that but HAHAHAHAHA

    Another New Blach

    BYE

    BYEEEEEE

    United Kingdom UK

    BYE MAL

    BYE KINGGGGGG

    mal♡

    i’m not single no more so i’m not sposed to laugh at that but HAHAHAHAHA

    😭 lmao

    SEE YOU GUYSSSSSSSS

    Anonymous

    😭 lmao

    lmao i love youuuuuuuu

    mal♡

    i’m not single no more so i’m not sposed to laugh at that but HAHAHAHAHA

    That exact thought process went through my mind but backwards

    Another New Blach

    That exact thought process went through my mind but backwards

    LMAO

    mal♡

    lmao i love youuuuuuuu

    I love you too <3

    United Kingdom UK

    ENJOY IT

    WILL DO

    Anonymous

    I love you too <3

    😘😘

    mal♡

    😘😘

    🥰🥰🤭😘😘😘

    Another New Blach

    Jake I'm gay for you

    me too blach let's make out

    Another New Blach

    Jake I'm gay for you

    traitor

    what's up my european homies

    this many dudes on the site

    I can feel the masulinity coming inside me

    Anonymous

    I can feel the masulinity coming inside me

    Mbmb dw ill clean it up after

    Anonymous

    ooh that's a good one

    Tyty, when may got me to sign into her acc to change her dis pfp, I made that and then set her bio to like like porn n stuff

    Anonymous

    me too blach let's make out

    hey.

    mal♡

    hey.

    opened my phone n js saw that

    Anonymous

    hey 😏

    😒

    Another New Blach

    Spiderman ref??

    YES

    LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

    Anonymous

    LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

    BRO ITS SO HARD TO GET IT RIGHT OVER SCREE

    United Kingdom UK

    You two are cute together

    Only cause she's so adorable to begin with 😭

    Anonymous

    LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

    HEY

    Another New Blach

    BRO ITS SO HARD TO GET IT RIGHT OVER SCREE

    SPEAKING OF BEING HARD

    Anonymous

    SPEAKING OF BEING HARD

    smh

    okok i’m gone fr this time

    love you jakers <333

    Anonymous

    KIDDINGGGG

    sure sure

    mal♡

    love you jakers <333

    I love you tooooo <3333

    mal♡

    okok i’m gone fr this time

    Real leave my man alone

    Anonymous

    KIDDINGGGG

    you’re gonna hafta prove that

    Another New Blach

    Real leave my man alone

    no i won’t :D

    United Kingdom UK

    Clipped

    mal♡

    you’re gonna hafta prove that

    Gladly <3