Jake's Wisdom on Suffering and Success

(:

i love you

you’re so wonderful

I love you too my sweet girl <3

<333

Aww arent you two the cutest things

SHE is the cutest thing 🤭

(:

yes

no YOU are

No you BOTH are

hes cuter tho.

smh.

Youre both equal in cuteness

nope

Yes

smfh

Same

lmao

Smhsmhsmhsmh

jakes literally the cutest person ever

you dont even understand bro

Youre both the cutest people ever

you clearly dont know how cute jake is.

I said "two:

smhsmhsmh

Youre both the cutest

ill take second place

Youre both first place

MY H IS S-ING

How does ones h do an s?

my head shakes

I know

Smh

Smhsmhsmh

Youre both cute

Your*

sure

Yes thats the spirit

Agree

no

I said this as a joke btw

Yes

Yes yes yes yes

Youre both cute

nah

Yah

im not gonna agree lmao

hru

Ill be good if you agree

Hbu?

smh

im good

js had singing lessons which was pretty fun

but now i need to clean my room

Ooooo

Oh

Ok

smh

dumb room

i wasnt productive this morning

i decided to do a shitty halloween makeup look

Damn

instead of being doing what i was sposed to do

lmao

My room is so small its quite hard to mess it up cuz theres limited things to do there

my rooms too big

Nah relatable

cus its in the basement

so its hard to maintain

Youre in jakes basememt?

😭

yes im stalking him

but shh dont tell him

its a secret

NO!

YOU TRAITOR

Haha

Hahahahaha

NOOOOOO

😂🤣🫵🫵😂🤣🫵🫵😂🤣🫵🫵

Pointing and laughinh rn

NO THOSE LAUGHS ARE MEANT FOR JAKE CUS HE WAS BANNED

🤣😂🫵🤣😂🫵🤣😂🫵

NOOOOOO

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

RUDE

😭🫵😭🫵😭🫵😂😂😂😂😂

i like

rlly dont wanna clean

but im not allowed to do fun things until i clean my room

cus i havent cleaned it in like

idk

since august i think

🤣🤣😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

hey.

be nice.

Ok

i didnt expect that to work lmfao

Its like youre dealing with a toddler

toddlers dont listen 😭

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🫵

toddlers???? who called!

WHERE ARE THE TODDLERS

oh my word

i saw that

Oh no

im coming

I saw that

EMERGE

muahaha

You wanna see the toddlers?

yeah

i need to protect them from cosmo

awwww

:(

my dicks all droopy again

Im sorry what

um

lol

Look at mal showing her true colours

what true colors

my true color faded cus i havent seen enough sunlight

Yours

Oh

Why is that kinda sad

its very sad

im getting pale.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

hey.

be nice.

😭😂😭😭😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🫵

yk what

you are a meanie bobeenie

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵

oh you dont understand fully what i js said

you dont understand how serious that insult is

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

its very serious

😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵

i fucking love laufey

Who?

shes a singer

I see

i've never heard of her

Uhh i meant 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

Same

a few of her songs are popular

like from the start and lover girl

Damn

TAAAAALLLKKK

hihihiho

Hi hoe?

hohoho

merry christmas

Blah blah blah

Happy halloween

halloween is the best

Fr

frfrfr

Uyiyuuy. Ctvuctbiv?

huhhh

Vucuvuc vuxvuvycrfi thyvuhigubbu akdkhiffgu

woah

Uhuh

This site is so boring

fr

we gotta make it exciting

MAYBE IF WE TALK IN ALL CAPS WE'LL HAVE MORE FUN

IM YELLING AT YOU

DONT MAKE ME ANGRY

HI

WE NEED TO BE EXCITING

Lets start some kind of cult.

NO

Lets burn our schools down.

WE MIGHT KILL PPL THO

Hell yeah

THATS NOT GOOD THO.

🤣😂🫵😂🤣😂🫵🤣🤣

YOU NEED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS

OTHERWISE YOURE LAME

LAME SPAGHETTI

Spaghetti can never be lame

YOU MADE IT LAME

YOU LIMP SPAGHETTI NOODLE.

You look like spaghetti aftrr its snapped into two

NO

IM SHORTER THAN THAT

SNAP IT INTO FOURTHS

All the italians with pitchforks and torches chasing after us

I AM ITALIAN

So am i

SO IS JAKE

I have italian parents😎😎

TWINNING

I cooka de pizza.

MAMMA MIA

THE ITALIAN TRIO

YES

I cut the crust off my pizza

YES YES YES

are you a fucking psychopath?

I put sushi and soy sause on my pizza

I used to not eat the crust as a kid but now it's not so ba

d

kill yourself

kill yourself now

so yes you are a psychopath

Mmmmm ranch on pizza

i hate ranch.

Yeah I can get behind that actually

you guys are weirdos.

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING 😭

Hell nah

CUS IM PICKY IM SORRY

it's good to dip the pizza in

First pineapple pizza now this

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM SORRYYYYYY

I DONT HATE YOU THO

IVE EATEN PINEAPPLE PIZZA WITH RANCH

IM HELLA FUCKING PICKY BUT I DONT HATE YOU

IT ISN'T BAD.

THATS A COMPLIMENT

A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT

That's okay lmao <3

GET FLATTERED.

Maybe its good to dip it in FAKE FAST FOOD PIZZAS

But not REAL pizzas

<3

TELL ME WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM ONCE I GET ACCESS TO A KITCHEN AGAIN

GUYS TALK IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE THIS MORE EXCITING

margherita pizzas make me sick

MARGHERITA PIZZAS MAKE ME SICK

I HAVE NO APPETITE FOR THEM

JS PRETEND YOURE FEEDING A TODDLER

OH BUT PINEAPPLE PIZZAS DONT?

SOME TODDLERS BREASTFEED

IM NOT DOING THAT SORRY

PRETEND IM A NORMAL PROPERLY DEVELOPED TODDLER

NO BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLE PAIRS WELL WITH THE SAVORY TASTE

I CUT THE CRUST OFF MY PIZZA AND PUT KETCHUP ON IT

WTF

EWWWWWWWWW

YOU HORRIBLE PERSON

YOU

BONUTCRACK

WTF

DO YOU EAT IT WITH A FORK AND A KNIFE TOO???

I CUT SPAGHETTI IN FOURS BEFORO PUTTING IT IN A POT FULL OF MAYONAISE

HUH????

NO

NOOOOO

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ITALIANS

HALVES ARE BAD ENOUGH

BUT FOURTHS?

FUCK NO.

FUCK TO THE NO.

BRO HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF TWIRLING YOUR SPAGHETTI AROUND YOUR FUCKING FORK????

THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

I EAT IT WITH A CHAINSAW AND SPORK

dont fuck the no outside of marriage jake

chainsaw sounds tight

GIRL

I'm not fucking anyone 😭😭😭

lmaoooo suuure

IM SERIOUS

um

Sup pedo

THE POOR NO

LOST ITS VIRGINITY

BEFORE IT WAS MARRIED

IM SO SORRY FOR NO

sup pedo

im not a pedo

I DIDN'T FUCK THE NO

Sup zoop.

NEVER ONCE DID I IMPLY I WAS THE ONE FUCKING THE NO

NOR THAT IT WASN'T MARRIED

OH SO YOURE MARRIED AND CHEATING ON NO

THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED BY ITS LOVING SPOUSE THE YES

THATS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR

THE YES IS FUCKING THE NO

AND YOURE WATCHING???

WEIRDO.

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

😭😭😭

I sound like RB lmao

JAKE DONT WATCH NO HAVE SEX WITH YES

THATS WEIRD

THATS WEIRD JAKE

YOURE WEIRD

WEIRDO

IM NOT WATCHING ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE.

MY WEIRD ALERT IS GOING OFF

ITS LIKE

I'LL BRING UP THE DOG THING

I'LL DO IT

WEEEE OOOO WWWW OOOO WEIRD ALERT WEIRD ALERT

NO YOU WONT

CUS YOU LOVE ME

I WILL

HEY HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING BTW

IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WONT.

IM GONNA STOP TELLING YOU STUFF.

aw but i like talking to yu

ILL BE NORMAL AND BORING

you*

well i LOVE talking to you so HA

this is my 13th reason

well I REALLY LOVE talking to you so HA HA

well i REALLY REALLY love talking to you so HAHAHA BOOM SHAKALAKA

Well I REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOVE TALKING TO YOU SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Well I just really fucking love you.

so ha <3

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LOV

E you

e you too

fucking e you.

e you more

e you the most

twhs

e you mostest

that's what wade said

e you mostestest

hey.

e you more than that.

no you don't.

hey 😏

ahuh.

hey handsome.

hey gorgeous <3

hey you 🫵

big star

tell me when its over

I love you so fucking much oh my gosh

i love you too lmao

wow lmao

WHAT THE FUCK.

girl

yum beer

looks like mustard

ok that sounds AMAZING ngl

I FUCKING LOVE LASAGNA

HOT POCKETS

I FUCKING LOVE HOT POCKETS

OMFG

HOT POCKETS ARE YUMMY

I LOVE THEM

OMFG

HOT POCKETSSSS

I WANT A HOT POCKET SO BAD RN

GIVE ME HOT POCKETS

NO I WANT HOT POCKETS

NO PIZZA

HOT POCKETS

I'll supply you with hot pockets :D

OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU 😭

I love you too <3333

I'll buy you allllllllllll the hot pockets you could want <3

WHAAAAAAAAT

ALL THE HOT POCKETS

Wait lemme find more

as a texan im legally required to like this now

😔

it looks like someone vomited tuna on the pizza

ew loser

guys

my cat is so fucking cute

ok colonist

i love her so much

more than me 😔

nope

not even close

i already told you that

nuh uh

i love you more than ollie

and i always will

fine.

what

you don't like steak do you?

do you not want me to

no i dont

NO I LOVE YOUR LOVE

do you like eggs

yeah

how do you like em

raw.

lmao

HEY.

ANSWER

umm scrambled ig

i dont normally eat them

phew that's the easieest

*easiest

lmaoo

gosh dammit i really want a breakfast burrito right now

breakfast burritos are so yummy

constantly starving isn't fun guys

the campus food got old weeks ago

then eat sweetheart

i can't the dining hall is closed

smh

imma come feed you.

and im not going all the way to the place where the restaurants are

im so fucking hungry i miss my snacks 😭

noooooooooooo

thats so sad

id feed you if i could 😭

😔

what have you eaten today?

uh

sweethearttttt

some pasta and meatloaf and guess what more pasta

its just pasta and meat

woahh

day

after day

after dayyyyyyyy

nooooo

its not even good

it was good before when I was starving

😔

but now im still starving and its lost its goodness

noooooo

😔😔😔

😔😔😔😔😔😔

😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

im sad for you 😔

it's okayyy

no its nottttt

being hungry is no fun

i can eat in an hour 😭

😭

speaking of sustenance

speaking of

you should drink some water :D

i drank a little this morning!

still didnt finish the cup from last night tho

that's great!!!

it's okay <3

its like

a quarter full

you got this!

ill chug it

lmao

muahahaha do it

lmaooo

yesss

lets hope my cats didnt put their paws in it

their water is full so it should be fine

hopefully lmao

it doesnt taste funny

so i dont think they did

when they put their paws in it it normally tastes gross

mmmm room temperature water

delicious.

guess what!

chicken butt!

i finished the water :D

yayyyy!!!!

I'm so proud of you <333

Tf is a crazy puff

I found some wild stuff on here

awww rlly