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Jake's Wisdom on Suffering and Success

Jake's daily words of wisdom:

Suffering is necessary for success. It is one of many stones that pave the road toward victory, one that might cause the traveller to stumble. That's okay! Just make sure you get back up on your feet and keep walking.

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i love you

you’re so wonderful

I love you too my sweet girl <3

<333

Festive United Kingdom UK

Aww arent you two the cutest things

SHE is the cutest thing 🤭

Festive United Kingdom UK

Aww arent you two the cutest things

yes

Anonymous

SHE is the cutest thing 🤭

no YOU are

hes cuter tho.

smh.

nope

smfh

lmao

jakes literally the cutest person ever

you dont even understand bro

you clearly dont know how cute jake is.

smhsmhsmh

Festive United Kingdom UK

I said "two:

ill take second place

MY H IS S-ING

my head shakes

sure

no

nah

im not gonna agree lmao

hru

smh

im good

js had singing lessons which was pretty fun

but now i need to clean my room

smh

dumb room

i wasnt productive this morning

i decided to do a shitty halloween makeup look

instead of being doing what i was sposed to do

lmao

my rooms too big

cus its in the basement

so its hard to maintain

😭

yes im stalking him

but shh dont tell him

its a secret

NO!

YOU TRAITOR

NOOOOOO

NO THOSE LAUGHS ARE MEANT FOR JAKE CUS HE WAS BANNED

NOOOOOO

RUDE

i like

rlly dont wanna clean

but im not allowed to do fun things until i clean my room

cus i havent cleaned it in like

idk

since august i think

hey.

be nice.

i didnt expect that to work lmfao

toddlers dont listen 😭

mal

i didnt expect that to work lmfao

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🫵

toddlers???? who called!

oh my word

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i saw that

im coming

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muahaha

yeah

i need to protect them from cosmo

my dicks all droopy again

um

what true colors

my true color faded cus i havent seen enough sunlight

its very sad

im getting pale.

hey.

be nice.

yk what

you are a meanie bobeenie

oh you dont understand fully what i js said

you dont understand how serious that insult is

its very serious

i fucking love laufey

shes a singer

a few of her songs are popular

like from the start and lover girl

hihihiho

hohoho

merry christmas

halloween is the best

frfrfr

huhhh

woah

fr

we gotta make it exciting

MAYBE IF WE TALK IN ALL CAPS WE'LL HAVE MORE FUN

HI

WE NEED TO BE EXCITING

NO

WE MIGHT KILL PPL THO

THATS NOT GOOD THO.

YOU NEED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS

OTHERWISE YOURE LAME

LAME SPAGHETTI

YOU MADE IT LAME

YOU LIMP SPAGHETTI NOODLE.

NO

IM SHORTER THAN THAT

SNAP IT INTO FOURTHS

I AM ITALIAN

SO IS JAKE

TWINNING

MAMMA MIA

YES

YES YES YES

Festive United Kingdom UK

I cut the crust off my pizza

are you a fucking psychopath?

Festive United Kingdom UK

I cut the crust off my pizza

I used to not eat the crust as a kid but now it's not so ba

Festive United Kingdom UK

I put sushi and soy sause on my pizza

kill yourself

Festive United Kingdom UK

I put sushi and soy sause on my pizza

so yes you are a psychopath

i hate ranch.

Festive United Kingdom UK

Mmmmm ranch on pizza

Yeah I can get behind that actually

you guys are weirdos.

mal

i hate ranch.

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING 😭

Anonymous

WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING 😭

CUS IM PICKY IM SORRY

Festive United Kingdom UK

Hell nah

it's good to dip the pizza in

mal

CUS IM PICKY IM SORRY

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM SORRYYYYYY

I DONT HATE YOU THO

Festive United Kingdom UK

First pineapple pizza now this

IVE EATEN PINEAPPLE PIZZA WITH RANCH

IM HELLA FUCKING PICKY BUT I DONT HATE YOU

THATS A COMPLIMENT

A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT

mal

IM HELLA FUCKING PICKY BUT I DONT HATE YOU

That's okay lmao <3

GET FLATTERED.

Anonymous

That's okay lmao <3

<3

TELL ME WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM ONCE I GET ACCESS TO A KITCHEN AGAIN

GUYS TALK IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE THIS MORE EXCITING

Festive United Kingdom UK

But not REAL pizzas

margherita pizzas make me sick

MARGHERITA PIZZAS MAKE ME SICK

I HAVE NO APPETITE FOR THEM

Anonymous

TELL ME WHAT FOODS YOU LIKE AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO MAKE THEM ONCE I GET ACCESS TO A KITCHEN AGAIN

JS PRETEND YOURE FEEDING A TODDLER

mal

JS PRETEND YOURE FEEDING A TODDLER

SOME TODDLERS BREASTFEED

PRETEND IM A NORMAL PROPERLY DEVELOPED TODDLER

Festive United Kingdom UK

OH BUT PINEAPPLE PIZZAS DONT?

NO BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLE PAIRS WELL WITH THE SAVORY TASTE

WTF

Festive United Kingdom UK

I CUT THE CRUST OFF MY PIZZA AND PUT KETCHUP ON IT

YOU HORRIBLE PERSON

YOU

BONUTCRACK

WTF

DO YOU EAT IT WITH A FORK AND A KNIFE TOO???

HUH????

Festive United Kingdom UK

I CUT SPAGHETTI IN FOURS BEFORO PUTTING IT IN A POT FULL OF MAYONAISE

NO

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ITALIANS

BRO HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF TWIRLING YOUR SPAGHETTI AROUND YOUR FUCKING FORK????

THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous

THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

dont fuck the no outside of marriage jake

Festive United Kingdom UK

I EAT IT WITH A CHAINSAW AND SPORK

chainsaw sounds tight

Festive United Kingdom UK

I EAT IT WITH A CHAINSAW AND SPORK

GIRL

mal

dont fuck the no outside of marriage jake

I'm not fucking anyone 😭😭😭

Anonymous

I'm not fucking anyone 😭😭😭

lmaoooo suuure

THE POOR NO

LOST ITS VIRGINITY

BEFORE IT WAS MARRIED

IM SO SORRY FOR NO

Anonymous

Sup pedo

sup pedo

Cosmo idk

sup pedo

im not a pedo

mal

IM SO SORRY FOR NO

I DIDN'T FUCK THE NO

NEVER ONCE DID I IMPLY I WAS THE ONE FUCKING THE NO

Anonymous

I DIDN'T FUCK THE NO

NOR THAT IT WASN'T MARRIED

OH SO YOURE MARRIED AND CHEATING ON NO

THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED BY ITS LOVING SPOUSE THE YES

THATS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR

THE YES IS FUCKING THE NO

Anonymous

THE NO IS GETTING FUCKED BY ITS LOVING SPOUSE THE YES

AND YOURE WATCHING???

WEIRDO.

mal

AND YOURE WATCHING???

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Anonymous

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I sound like RB lmao

JAKE DONT WATCH NO HAVE SEX WITH YES

THATS WEIRD

THATS WEIRD JAKE

YOURE WEIRD

WEIRDO

IM NOT WATCHING ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE.

MY WEIRD ALERT IS GOING OFF

ITS LIKE

I'LL BRING UP THE DOG THING

WEEEE OOOO WWWW OOOO WEIRD ALERT WEIRD ALERT

NO YOU WONT

CUS YOU LOVE ME

HEY HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING BTW

IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WONT.

IM GONNA STOP TELLING YOU STUFF.

aw but i like talking to yu

ILL BE NORMAL AND BORING

Anonymous

aw but i like talking to yu

well i LOVE talking to you so HA

Festive United Kingdom UK
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this is my 13th reason

mal

well i LOVE talking to you so HA

well I REALLY LOVE talking to you so HA HA

well i REALLY REALLY love talking to you so HAHAHA BOOM SHAKALAKA

Well I REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOVE TALKING TO YOU SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Well I just really fucking love you.

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ha

i love you more

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e you too

e you more

twhs

Anonymous

e you the most

e you mostest

mal

twhs

that's what wade said

mal

e you mostest

e you mostestest

Anonymous

that's what wade said

hey.

Anonymous

e you mostestest

e you more than that.

ahuh.

Anonymous

hey 😏

hey handsome.

hey you 🫵

tell me when its over

I love you so fucking much oh my gosh

i love you too lmao

wow lmao

WHAT THE FUCK.

girl

yum beer

Festive United Kingdom UK
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looks like mustard

Festive United Kingdom UK
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ok that sounds AMAZING ngl

I FUCKING LOVE LASAGNA

HOT POCKETS

I FUCKING LOVE HOT POCKETS

OMFG

HOT POCKETS ARE YUMMY

I LOVE THEM

OMFG

HOT POCKETSSSS

I WANT A HOT POCKET SO BAD RN

GIVE ME HOT POCKETS

NO I WANT HOT POCKETS

NO PIZZA

HOT POCKETS

mal

GIVE ME HOT POCKETS

I'll supply you with hot pockets :D

Anonymous

I'll supply you with hot pockets :D

OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU 😭

mal

OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU 😭

I love you too <3333

I'll buy you allllllllllll the hot pockets you could want <3

WHAAAAAAAAT

ALL THE HOT POCKETS

Festive United Kingdom UK
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as a texan im legally required to like this now

Festive United Kingdom UK
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it looks like someone vomited tuna on the pizza

Anonymous

as a texan im legally required to like this now

ew loser

guys

my cat is so fucking cute

i love her so much

mal

i love her so much

more than me 😔

nope

not even close

i already told you that

i love you more than ollie

and i always will

what

you don't like steak do you?

do you not want me to

Anonymous

you don't like steak do you?

no i dont

mal

no i dont

do you like eggs

Anonymous

do you like eggs

yeah

raw.

lmao

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HEY.

umm scrambled ig

i dont normally eat them

phew that's the easieest

lmaoo

gosh dammit i really want a breakfast burrito right now

breakfast burritos are so yummy

constantly starving isn't fun guys

the campus food got old weeks ago

then eat sweetheart

i can't the dining hall is closed

smh

imma come feed you.

and im not going all the way to the place where the restaurants are

im so fucking hungry i miss my snacks 😭

noooooooooooo

thats so sad

id feed you if i could 😭

what have you eaten today?

Anonymous

😔

sweethearttttt

some pasta and meatloaf and guess what more pasta

woahh

nooooo

it was good before when I was starving

😔

but now im still starving and its lost its goodness

noooooo

😔😔😔😔😔😔

😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

im sad for you 😔

no its nottttt

being hungry is no fun

i can eat in an hour 😭

😭

mal

being hungry is no fun

speaking of sustenance

speaking of

you should drink some water :D

i drank a little this morning!

still didnt finish the cup from last night tho

its like

a quarter full

ill chug it

lmao

lmaooo

yesss

lets hope my cats didnt put their paws in it

their water is full so it should be fine

it doesnt taste funny

so i dont think they did

when they put their paws in it it normally tastes gross

mmmm room temperature water

delicious.

guess what!

i finished the water :D

I'm so proud of you <333

Anonymous

I'm so proud of you <333

awww rlly

Festive United Kingdom UK

Tf is a crazy puff

😭

im a lik scared

*lil

wtfff

omg i fucking love chick fil a

best fast food

oo

ive never had popeyes

great job sweetheart <333

Anonymous

yessss <3

awwwwwww

Anonymous

great job sweetheart <333

thanks loveeeee <3

mal

omg i fucking love chick fil a

DO THEY HAVE IN N OUT WHERE YOU LIVE

NO

mal

NO

ONE DAY I'LL HAVE YOU TRY IN N OUT

It's not great but it's better than all other fast food burger joints imo

I don't like fast food much

Anonymous

DO THEY HAVE IN N OUT WHERE YOU LIVE

according to maps the nearest one is 27 hours away 😭

mal

according to maps the nearest one is 27 hours away 😭

geez 😭

lmaoo

yeah it started in california and slowly started crawling eastward

but didn't make it very far

there's one here though! within walking distance!!!

Anonymous

but didn't make it very far

lmaoo

Anonymous

there's one here though! within walking distance!!!

ooooo

Festive United Kingdom UK

I found an actual good pizza guys

stuffing meat into a crust actually sounds like a good idea depending on the meat

me too

there's only one sausage I'll eat

hey.

Anonymous

hey 😏

hey handsome

Festive United Kingdom UK

Whats a tendy

a chicken tender

Festive United Kingdom UK

Whats a tendy

ten-deez nuts

jake

Festive United Kingdom UK

Wonder whats on it

christmas

Festive United Kingdom UK

Wonder whats on it

the grinch and cindy loo who

Festive United Kingdom UK
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five guys would be great if it wasnt so fucking expensive

Anonymous

yes?

weve filled 1052 pages on google docs

mal

weve filled 1052 pages on google docs

hopy shit

Anonymous

five guys would be great if it wasnt so fucking expensive

its so yummy

Anonymous

hopy shit

hopy shit

is your shit hopping away

woah

omg

fried pickles

so yummy

i love fried pickles

Festive United Kingdom UK

Them fries tho

👅👅👅

mal

i love fried pickles

i hate pickles

i dont like plain pickles

but fried pickles are so yummy

Anonymous

but I can't do it

i literally eat like a toddler so i cant say anything lmao

Festive United Kingdom UK
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my dad used to steal the cheese packets from our mac and cheese boxes and put them on pizza

my friend drinks the juice in pickle jars

brooo id be so mad

i fucking love mac n cheese

mal

my friend drinks the juice in pickle jars

My friend freezes the juice and licks it on a popstickle stick like some kind of messed up sweet treat

WHAT

Festive United Kingdom UK

A what pizza?

bratwurst

german sausage

Festive United Kingdom UK

MCDONALDS HAS RIBS???????

very uncommonly but yes

that sounds like

Festive United Kingdom UK

A what pizza?

she brat on my wurst till i pizza

food poison in a container

mal

i fucking love mac n cheese

YESSSS

Festive United Kingdom UK

Probably an american thing

they do it like once every few years I think

Anonymous

YESSSS

WHATS YOUR FAV MAC N CHEESE

mal

WHATS YOUR FAV MAC N CHEESE

I just like kraft lmao

i dont rlly like kraft that much

Festive United Kingdom UK

Does it taste good???

I hate mcdonalds and have never tried it

mal

i dont rlly like kraft that much

more for me!

yup!

when my mom makes it i only have a very small portion

I used to just cook entire boxes and eat the entire thing straight out of the pot

Anonymous

I hate mcdonalds and have never tried it

Mcdonalds in the UK is much better trust me

lmao

back in the day when i had an actual fucking appetite

Festive United Kingdom UK

Mcdonalds in the UK is much better trust me

it is I've been there

mal

back in the day when i had an actual fucking appetite

i used to down a whole frozen pizza in one sitting

and my mom would get so mad at me

Festive United Kingdom UK
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she flutter on my nutter OH MY GOSH 😭

mal

i used to down a whole frozen pizza in one sitting

i HATE frozen pizza

no

it cant be

frozen pizza is my favorite food

like

its my comfort food bro

cause the kinds my family have always bought were AWFUL

i live off of frozen pizza

Anonymous

cause the kinds my family have always bought were AWFUL

we get rlly yummy frozen pizza

mal

frozen pizza is my favorite food

my favorite pizzas are costco, this place by where I used to live called marco's, and homemade boboli

mal

i live off of frozen pizza

that doesn't sound healthy

lmao i dont actually

i live off of air

and coffee

Anonymous

my favorite pizzas are costco, this place by where I used to live called marco's, and homemade boboli

My favorite pizzas are real ones from italy

gosh fucking dammit I keep thinking of foods I miss

little caesar's crazy bread

i miss being hungry lmao

like

ood is yummy

food

but my appetite is gone

Festive United Kingdom UK

Oh so you dont get hungry no more?

not rlly

that's sounds interesting

its corn!

for me, i really like corn

what do you like about corn?

its corn!

a big lump with knobs

mal

what do you like about corn?

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

it had the juice

*has

i cant imagine a more beautiful thing

its corn!

Festive United Kingdom UK

What the fuck is that

you know damn fucking well what

i can tell you all about it

mal

i cant imagine a more beautiful thing

I can and it's called you

Anonymous

I can and it's called you

corn is beautifuler

i HATE candy corn

Cosmo idk

that's sounds interesting

Bro you should look at the other pizza images i sent. That'd be interesting

Festive United Kingdom UK

Your background tho

it looks cute

but i will not eat it

mal

i HATE candy corn

I don't love it but I don't mind it

it makes me so sick

Festive United Kingdom UK

Search up cookshow with trevor pizzas

Thats where i got my weird pizzas from

ew

oook

oh my mom didn’t make dinner

guess i’m skipping another meal

i don’t have time

i have bible study soon

mal

guess i’m skipping another meal

>:(

i’m not very hungry

at all

butttttttt you gotta eat

no

and your appetite will come back

hm

idk

you need food, loveeee 😭

im not hungry thoooooo

smhsmh

idk what to eat.

mal

im not hungry thoooooo

it feels like that till you actually start eating

mal

idk what to eat.

just something quick and small, but at least have SOMETHING 😭

fine.

i’ll have yogurt.

i want ice cream

what's your favorite flavor?

cookie dough

wbu

Festive United Kingdom UK

Eat this

What the hell is that YOUTUBE CHANNEL

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

Festive United Kingdom UK

My favorite flavor is pistachio

I hope you choke on it

Anonymous

I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO

DO YOU LIKE JUST PLAIN COOKIE DOUGH TOO

I GET THOSE COOKIE DOUGH BEN N JERRYS THINGS AND EAT IT ALL IN LIKE A SITTING LMAO

FUCK YES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CAN WE MAKE SOME TOGETHER MY RECIPE IS REALLY REALLY GOOD

Anonymous

CAN WE MAKE SOME TOGETHER MY RECIPE IS REALLY REALLY GOOD

UM YES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MARRY ME ALREADY OH MY GOSH

I LOVE YOU TOO

mal

MARRY ME ALREADY OH MY GOSH

SMH I WOULD'VE MARRIED YOU WEEKS AGO IF I COULD

SMHSMH

We should serve cookie dough at our wedding how cool would that be

YES

YES YES YES

I LOVE COOKIE DOUGH

bro i’m gonna like bust through my wedding dress from eating too much cookie dough

WHICH IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING CAUSE I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE COOKIE DOUGH

Anonymous

MORE THAN COOKIE DOUGH

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN COOKIE DOUGH TOO

Anonymous

WHICH IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING CAUSE I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE COOKIE DOUGH

AWWWWW

Festive United Kingdom UK

Cookie Doug!

cookie doug H.

OMG I HAVE A RLLY GOOD MUG COOKIE RECIPE

mal

OMG I HAVE A RLLY GOOD MUG COOKIE RECIPE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Festive United Kingdom UK

Cookie Doug!

Stfu, you should inject MOLTEN LAVA into your ass

DaRapBoat

Stfu, you should inject MOLTEN LAVA into your ass

Hi RB

Anonymous

#RapBoatForMod

no

Anonymous

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS SO YUMMY

Festive United Kingdom UK

Rapboat getting mod would actually be so funny

He would not stop bragging

Anonymous

#RapBoatForMod

But me, La Reina, and Yugi still need to explain to Matt that our profile pics were suppose to be ANTI-NAZI

Anonymous

YESSSS

YUM

mal

YUM

Have you ever tried birthday cake ice cream

no i haven’t

It's better than it sounds lol

oooo rlly

usually i don’t like birthday cake flavored things

omg have you had those birthday cake dum dums 😭

not really normal birthday cake flavor

mal

omg have you had those birthday cake dum dums 😭

ew they make those? 😭

dum dums piss me off cause 9/10 times I get a mystery it's fucking butterscotch

Anonymous

ew they make those? 😭

unfortunately 😭😭

Anonymous

dum dums piss me off cause 9/10 times I get a mystery it's fucking butterscotch

i never have the mystery ones for that reason

FR

i also tend to get root beer mystery ones

which i don’t like

I don't mind the root beer ones

it's an interesting flavor

i don’t like root beer

root beer's good it just depends on the kind tbh

i’m not a soda person

woahhhh twinning

myahahahah

lmaooooo

mady guess what song we have to listen to tomorrow

what

OMG

YES

i love that song

imma be listening to the nightmare before christmas soundtrack on repeat next month

my halloween playlist has like 67 songs lmao

woahhhhhh

that’s still very woahhhh

WOAHHHHHHH

Festive United Kingdom UK

Back

hii king

Anonymous

my halloween playlist has like 67 songs lmao

this

join us in our woah

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fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

well

bye guys

mal

fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

😔😔

i have bible study now

mal

fuck why is everyone joining right when i hafta leave

NOOOOOO

mal

bye guys

byeeee sweetheart <333

Anonymous

😔😔

I LOVE YOUUUUUU

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mal

I LOVE YOUUUUUU

I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUAHAHA

Another New Blach

NOOOOOO

CYA MOOKIE

Anonymous

I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUAHAHA

NOPE

Comment deleted

i’m not single no more so i’m not sposed to laugh at that but HAHAHAHAHA

Another New Blach

BYE

BYEEEEEE

Festive United Kingdom UK

BYE MAL

BYE KINGGGGGG

mal

i’m not single no more so i’m not sposed to laugh at that but HAHAHAHAHA

😭 lmao

SEE YOU GUYSSSSSSSS

Anonymous

😭 lmao

lmao i love youuuuuuuu

mal

i’m not single no more so i’m not sposed to laugh at that but HAHAHAHAHA

That exact thought process went through my mind but backwards

Another New Blach

That exact thought process went through my mind but backwards

LMAO

mal

lmao i love youuuuuuuu

I love you too <3

Festive United Kingdom UK

ENJOY IT

WILL DO

Anonymous

I love you too <3

😘😘

mal

😘😘

🥰🥰🤭😘😘😘

Another New Blach

Jake I'm gay for you

me too blach let's make out

Another New Blach

Jake I'm gay for you

traitor

what's up my european homies

this many dudes on the site

I can feel the masulinity coming inside me

Anonymous

I can feel the masulinity coming inside me

Mbmb dw ill clean it up after

Another New Blach
Image

LMAO YOU HAVE IT TOO?

Another New Blach
Image

ooh that's a good one

Anonymous

ooh that's a good one

Tyty, when may got me to sign into her acc to change her dis pfp, I made that and then set her bio to like like porn n stuff

Anonymous

me too blach let's make out

hey.

mal

hey.

opened my phone n js saw that

Anonymous

hey 😏

😒

Another New Blach

Spiderman ref??

YES

Another New Blach

NO ONE ELSE DOESSSS

DUDE IT'S CRAZY

LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

BRO ITS SO HARD TO GET IT RIGHT OVER SCREE

Festive United Kingdom UK

You two are cute together

Only cause she's so adorable to begin with 😭

Anonymous

LET'S MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW

HEY

Another New Blach

BRO ITS SO HARD TO GET IT RIGHT OVER SCREE

SPEAKING OF BEING HARD

Anonymous

SPEAKING OF BEING HARD

smh

okok i’m gone fr this time

bye guys

love you jakers <333

Anonymous

KIDDINGGGG

sure sure

mal

love you jakers <333

I love you tooooo <3333

Anonymous

KIDDINGGGG

you’re gonna hafta prove that

Another New Blach

Real leave my man alone

no i won’t :D

Festive United Kingdom UK

Clipped

mal

you’re gonna hafta prove that

Gladly <3