Will jokes

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.