Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
will someone play roblox adopt me with me
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
will my suicidal thoughts, leave me too if i get attached to em?
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they turned to drunks and have no will, Jill said to Jack your love reveal, then think of building me a still.
