Why jokes
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why is Joe cool?
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.