Why jokes
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"
The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why is Earth flat?
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.