Why jokes
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.