Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."