Why jokes
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.