Why jokes
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!