Why jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"