Why jokes
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why is Joe cool?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.