Why jokes
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!