Why jokes
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.