Why jokes
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!