Why jokes
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why are you gay?
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.