Why jokes

Number

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Work

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

Clock

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Football

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Movie

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

Fish

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

Chip

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Moan

Why can't Jordan moan?

Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.

Death

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.