Why jokes
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.