Why jokes
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.