Why jokes
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.