Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
