Why jokes
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.