Why jokes
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why is Gennis gay?