Why jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"