Why jokes
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school? So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.