Why jokes
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.