Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Why is Joe cool?
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
