Why jokes
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.