Why jokes
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is Gennis gay?
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"