Why jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."