Why jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅