Why jokes
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).