Why jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.