Why does the Sun go to school?
Why Jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why is Gennis gay?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
