Why jokes
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.