Why jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

Wordplay

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Parachute

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Ass

Why did the ass start a gardening service?

It was great at dropping SEEDS.

Ass

Why did the ass go to therapy?

It couldn't deal with all the crap.

Son

Mom: Son, did you go to school?

Son: What if I said yes?

Mom: You are in school! *slap*

Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.

Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(

Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.

Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!

Son: Good.

Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?

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Gun

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

God

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

Guy

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

Cat

Cat

An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.

“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.

“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.

Man

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...