Why jokes
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.