Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.