Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why did you say not to?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!