Why jokes
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.