Why jokes
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.