Why jokes
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!