Why jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.