Why jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!