Why jokes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.