Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.