Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.