Why jokes
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!