Why jokes
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! π¬π€―π²π³π±ππ