Why jokes

Pedophile

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

Hell

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

Orphan

Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

Priest

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

Sally

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Nut

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Midget

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Orphan

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

9/11

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Road

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

Santa

My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

*Everyone Looks at me*

Pencil

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! πŸ˜¬πŸ€―πŸ˜²πŸ˜³πŸ˜±πŸ™€πŸ™Š