Why jokes

Feet

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Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Snake

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There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Megan

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Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Haircut

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I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

9/11

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Church

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?

Because it was a good source of mussel mass!

DJ

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Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

Rapper

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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!