Why jokes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.