Why jokes
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.