Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.