Why jokes
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.