Why jokes
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.