Why jokes
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!