Why jokes
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why drink water and not bleach?