I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why Jokes
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
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