Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.