Why jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.