Why jokes
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.