Why jokes

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.

Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

Why was Goofy in the bathroom?

He was goofing off!

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.