Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.