Why jokes
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why Jake?
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Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.