Why jokes
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.