Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why Jokes
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
