Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why are my students so naughty?
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.