Why jokes

Shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Pecan

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Peanut

Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?

Work came to a grinding halt.

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?