Why jokes
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.