Why jokes

Woman

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Pecan

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

Shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Rope

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

Boss

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Bug

Why do you like cream instead of bugs?

Because bugs can kill you.

Glass Ceiling

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Meat

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.