Why jokes
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.