Why jokes
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-