Why jokes
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why did the person go to jail? He committed a crime.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.