Why jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"