Why jokes
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")