Why jokes
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.