Why jokes
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.