Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.