Why jokes

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.

Heaven

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

King

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

Gun

Why are the best used guns from France?

Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Table

Why do tables never need wheelchairs?

Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

Asian

Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.

Girlfriend

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

Scarecrow

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Flash

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.