Why jokes
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥