Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.