Why jokes
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Why am I so sad?