Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Influence

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Cow

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Momma

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Orphan

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥