Why jokes
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Trump, just why?
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.