Why jokes
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.