Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why Jokes
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
