Why jokes
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."