Why jokes

Orphanage

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

Influence

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Cow

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Orphan

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Banana

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

Divorce

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.

Orphan

Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?

Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥

Pizza

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.