Why jokes

Orphan

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Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Butt

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Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Mama

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Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Penis

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I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

Cow

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Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?