Why jokes
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school? So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
A guy once went hunting at a hunting ranch. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in the rancher’s living room. There they were having a grand ole time then the rancher’s wife walks in. The hunter says, “That’s a nice piece of ass you got yourself there.” The rancher replied with a harsh, raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds, “You’ve never been so right in your life. Honey, why don’t you show our guest your tits?” She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breasts.
The hunter says, “Nice.” Then the rancher said, “Show ‘em yer pecker now.” She agreed and whipped out a 13 incher. Dazed and confused, the hunter says, “What in Sam Hill is that?!” And the rancher replied, “Now... lemme tell you... there ain’t a thing like it.”
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.