Why jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.