Why jokes
I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral? While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?