Why jokes
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!