Why jokes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.