Why jokes
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.