Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.