You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why Jokes
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
