Why jokes
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Memes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!