Why jokes
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."