Why jokes
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!