Why jokes
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.