Why jokes
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why tie when you can knot?
Memes
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.