Why jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.