Why jokes
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.