Why jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Memes
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
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Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?