Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why Jokes
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why though?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
