Why jokes
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
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Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.