Why jokes
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts!
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why this true though
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.