Why jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
So that's why...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.