Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
