Why jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Shitpost-master general
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?