Why jokes
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.