Why jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why though?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Memes
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.