Why jokes
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Memes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
I can't have my Oreos 😠Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.