Why jokes

Robber

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Memes

Girl

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Mercury

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

Actor

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

Orphan

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

Orphan

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

Mom

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.