Why jokes

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.

When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

Why is the bald eagle bald?

Because it has no hair.

It has feathers. LOL.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

They actually come back.

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Dad: Don't know, why?

Son: Because they taste funny.

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?