Why jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.