Why jokes
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why though?
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.