Why jokes
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Memes
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.