Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
