Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?