Why jokes
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Memes
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄