Why jokes

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with.

Why did the roster cross the road twice?

To prove it was not a chicken.

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Why is the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin : )

Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a car.

Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?

It's the only way they’ll get love.

A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵