Why jokes
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"