Why jokes
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥