Why jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
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Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.