Why jokes
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.