Why jokes
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.