Why jokes
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Memes
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️