Why jokes
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Me:
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.