Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
