Why jokes
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)