Why jokes
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?