Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why is Joe cool?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...