Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
